SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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