Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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