That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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