Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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