Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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