Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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