this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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