I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
