The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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