She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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