My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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