Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's official drugs can't kill me
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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