I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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