we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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