So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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