Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They are going to name an STD after you.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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