Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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