where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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