Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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