If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The air taste purple.
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