glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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