So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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