No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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