Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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