brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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