Nicole vs. Life
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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