We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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