i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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