Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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