I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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