yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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