I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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