i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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