I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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