You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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