i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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