i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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