I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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