Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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