I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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