Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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