Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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