they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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