i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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