sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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