So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
