if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There are leaves in my underwear?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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