There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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