You work out of a Hotel?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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