why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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