ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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