You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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